Dogs
I would like attention please, kind sir. π

When thereβs sausages cookinβ she always comes lookinβ. π

One, or both of the dogs got the thundering shitskies in the kitchen last night. It was like Willy Wonkaβs chocolate factory, only not a world of pure imagination but a floor of pure faeces. ππ©
Got up at 6am and took the dogs out for a walk. Might make this a routine until the schools re-open, or Iβll struggle to get out. π
Leela. π

Shane the lurcher went for his morning poop when we went out for a walk, but got a clanker caught in his bum hair so I used some weeds to de-clank and clean him. Thatβs the closest Iβve felt to being Bear Grylls in my life.ππ©
My pretty Leela. π

Shane, the anxiety ridden lurcher. π

Dog walk, before it gets too hot. π

Got the dog walk in early before the temperature rises. π
My dogs. π

Shane the dog strikes again. π

Shane the dog chewed the (unplugged) plug off my wifeβs favourite lamp last night while she was away. I believe Iβm in the doghouse now. π
Leelaβs face sums up what itβs like to be friends with a needy, hairy, bloke like me. π

Leela and Shane post walk. π

Despite not being able to fit in running, my walks with the dogs are progressing well this year. ππββοΈ

Two hairy friends, just hanging out. π

Shane the dog. π

Shane, my buddy. π

My terrier barks so ferociously at anything that passes, she drops the most noxious farts in her state of anxiety. π