Microposts
I’ve ordered pizza, because it’s been one of those days. One of those mornings anyway. I just want pizza, basically.
Walking ‘round the DIY store lip-syncing to Wham’s ‘I’m Your Man’. Manliness levels reached that haven’t even been written about.
In your face Spain!

Alcohol free gin and tonic in a veg patch approximately five weeds down. So that’s five less I have to pull over this coming week. 🌱

Penalties. ⚽️
Think I might have to do polytunnel stuff earlier in the day before it becomes too hot. 🌱
Coventry v Luton in the play-off final. Should be a good game this, no preference to who gets promoted but I think Luton will prevail. ⚽️
I’ve pulled up approximately 1,362 blades of grass. That’s enough for now. 🌱
Note to self :Polytunnels get hot in the midday sun.
Right then polytunnel, we’ll see just how much I can clear you before the play-off final starts. 🌱⚽️😐
Got the dog walk in early before the temperature rises. 🐕
Friday is my ‘Shove fattening food down my mouth-hole’ day and I am making the most of it.
After seeing @Vincent achieve ‘Inbox Zero’ (and my own quest to move away from Hey email) I’ve been digging a bit more in the iCloud Mail system and think the aliases, and automatic filing could well be a good system for me. 💻
My dogs. 🐕

Is it possible to add ALT text to a photo after posting?
Shane the dog strikes again. 🐕

One of my favourite bands release their 25th album today. 🎶 The Girl Is Crying In Her Latte - Sparks
Posting this to try and bully myself into starting to clear what once was a beautiful vegetable patch and polytunnel. 😐🌱
It’s incredible how moving junk from one place to another just puts off the inevitable need to tackle said pile of crap. 😐
I’ve set up a new account on Mastodon. Same name, but @social.lol. Edit Worded awkwardly first time.