Microposts
Thought my tumble-dryer woes might have gone viral. Not gold dress/blue dress viral, but maybe an image of Ross Kemp on a chapati viral. Not a sausage though.
Not being dramatic, but I just want dry clothes.
New tumble dryer isn’t working. It’s been a rollercoaster of a day, it really has.
Waiting in for a new tumble-drier. #gangsterlife
Don’t know whether to watch a Blu-ray or buy a movie on Saturday night while my wife is having a night away watching Dara O’Briain. I am so unpredictable! 📺
I really should be doing something, but…🐕
Lady Gaga - Abracadabra I like this. 🎶
Save money, discover broken electrical appliance, drain savings to pay for appliance. Repeat.
Ten minutes late getting her breakfast ready. 🐕
I wish Apple would either fix, or reintroduce, Journal’s ability to log Podcasts straight from the app. It used to work so beautifully.
0-0, who’d have thunk it? :-/⚽️
No Josh Brownhill. I assume he’s off, then? ⚽️
Almost had a fall in the shower this morning. I’m far too young for those shenanigans.
The You You Are. From the world of Severance. This looks like great fun. 📚
🎶You ain’t never caught a rabbit ‘cause you’re always on the leash.🎶🐕
I’ve been doing manly things this morning, which is most out of character for me. Tyre pressures, fixing the pallets blocking the dogs’ escape paths (see earlier cow poo post), arranging proper manly men to fix the storm damage. I am on FIRE.
Sparks - Do Things My Own Way We’re lucky that the Maels continue to create all these decades later. Looking forward to the new album. 🎶
Dogs, meet cow poo. Cow poo, this is my dogs.
I’m Ben. I’m middle-aged and I get excited about emails offering spring knitwear.
