Currently Reading: Lockwood & Co: The Empty Grave by Jonathan Stroud 📚

Finished reading: Lockwood & Co: The Creeping Shadow by Jonathan Stroud 📚

Currently Reading: Lockwood & Co: The Creeping Shadow by Jonathan Stroud 📚

Finished reading: Lockwood & Co: The Hollow Boy by Jonathan Stroud 📚

Weird ‘Find My…’ glitch. My wife’s location is static at ‘home’ and has been counting down for a few weeks now (currently ‘in 10 hours’). She is to technology what a dog is to a dropped biscuit. If the machines ever take over, my missus will be mankind’s salvation. 💻

My dogs have found some fox poo in the garden. At the time of writing I have not located said shizzle. 🐕

Grimwood — Attack of the Stink Monster! By Nadia Shireen.

The third in the incredibly silly Grimwood series sees our heroes hunting for a smelly Bigfoot who is loitering with presumably horrid intent around their forest home.

Written and brilliantly illustrated by the author herself, Attack of the Stink Monster! is an entertaining tale of friendship, family, and checks notes the eating of small, cute, furry creatures by a terrifyingly taloned predator (though it’s the funny type of small, cute, furry, creatures consumption, not the gruesome sort).

The jokes come thick and fast, the silliness comes daft and progressively dafter.

At its heart, and Grimwood is full of heart, the book is not just a story absolutely packed with gags, both written and illustrated, but tenderness between wildly different characters. They accept each other for who they are (even if a peckish eagle gobbles up a pal or two along the way) and love each other despite their differences — not to mention the fact that most inhabitants are barking mad.

Nadia has created such a wonderful world, I can’t wait for the next one.

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My replacement Nanoleaf Shapes controller is on its way. I’ve missed using it. 💻

Finally added a bit more information to my blog today. 😐💻

Watching ‘Elvis - Aloha From Hawaii’ Peak Presley. 🎶📺

Year in books for 2023

Here are the books I finished reading in 2023.

Grimwood 3 The Shop of Impossible Ice Creams Pyramids The PARA Method Zen: The Art of Simple Living Lockwood & Co: The Whispering Skull Wyrd Sisters The Screaming Staircase Something Terrible Happened Last Night Mort Equal Rites The Light Fantastic The Colour of Magic Finding My Voice Good Omens Love Will Tear Us Apart The Satsuma Complex The Outlaws Scarlett and Browne How to Sit How to Focus How to walk How To Fight Loki

I think I’m going to give Veganuary another whirl this January. 🌱

Villa 3-2 Burnley. Late penalty by Villa to secure the win, but a strong performance from the mighty Clarets. Still think we’ll go down, but at least it will be fighting. ⚽️

Beard trimmer attachment brain fart. 🦍

Currently Reading: Lockwood & Co: The Hollow Boy by Jonathan Stroud 📚

Finished reading: Grimwood 3 by Nadia Shireen 📚

It’s a full-time job trying to keep up with reading/TV/movies/podcasts. I know it sounds pathetic, but it starts to overwhelm me at times and I end up consuming none of it as a result. 😐

I’d like to thank past me for having the foresight to take a picture of the Nest Protect QR code. Well done that man, I’d have definitely fallen trying to reach it.

Sad news about Bill Granger. I have a few of his cookbooks and they are gorgeous.

Burnley 0-2 Liverpool. Not unexpected, but we could have made life a lot more difficult for them at times. ⚽️