If anyone sees a mushroom cloud over Ireland, I’m about to fire up a steam cleaner for the first time.
Ben Southwood
Melon-headed scribbler of words. Procrastinator. Hairy faced daydreamer. Writes children’s stories as a hobby, loves reading (Douglas Adams is my literary hero). Big fan of Fortean shenanigans. 📝🐕🏃🏻🌱💻