A smug faced, bearded, middle-aged man in a hat. I’ve used that as the post, and the ALT description.

Melon-headed scribbler of words. Procrastinator. Hairy faced daydreamer. Writes children’s stories as a hobby, loves reading (Douglas Adams is my literary hero). Big fan of Fortean shenanigans. 📝🐕🏃🏻🌱💻
A smug faced, bearded, middle-aged man in a hat. I’ve used that as the post, and the ALT description.